People Who Should Die

What follows are a list of people who should die:

-NBC Executives - This one's simple. As long as you're not deaf and blind, then you should know about the late night talk show feud. Conan and his staff got fucked, plain and simple, blasted in the ass nice and hard.

-Guy with the ironic mustache - It's not funny anymore. Just stop. Please.

-People who say "literally" or "random" a lot - You are not literally starving you rich bitch, you have enough money on your parent's debit card to feed a small country, and my clothes are not so random, I actually bought them and put them on this morning in a pre-meditated fashion....

-Jay Leno Fans - Let's face it, if you're a fan of Jay Leno then you probably don't know how to use a computer and won't be reading this and besides, you should be busy shitting out some prune juice or playing bingo right now. If you do happen to be a Leno fan under 60, what the fuck is wrong with you?

-Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, and Larry the Cable Guy - These three unfunny douche bags and any other undeserving comedians should just disappear and never come back. If anyone wants to make that happen, I would not complain. These three have some pretty horrible jokes, but some how in this stupid country, all three of them have been made into millionaires. What the fuck America?

-Tyler Perry - House of Payne, Meet the Browns, Madea Goes to Jail, you get the point. Nuff said.

-People who have "an app for that" - Okay, enough. We get it, the iPhone is cool, but I don't really need to see your flashy new program that displays all your shitty albums in a virtual jukebox. That's great, I hope the $5 was well spent.

-Women who flirt like girls - Once you turn 18, you're supposed to be an adult, so act like one. I'm tired of seeing women in their 20's flirting with guys like they're in 8th grade. You may have the boobs of an 8th grader, but it doesn't mean you have to act like one. You know what I'm talking about; "you're a jerk," "I hate you," stealing hats, and just plain acting childish. It's gross, stop.

More to come...